The Government has announced it’s long-awaited plans to tackle the healthcare staffing crisis – thousands of experienced Nurses are set to ‘promoted’ to become Doctors.
This controversial move will see ‘millions’ of Nurses promoted, with immediate effect, to Doctors in order to tackle the NHS staffing crisis head-on.
The government claim they are acting upon new evidence by the Department of Social Status that suggests becoming a Doctor is a Nurses ultimate fantasy.
The Kings Landing NHS Trust will be the first in the country to instigate these changes with the new Doctors hitting the wards this afternoon following an intense 4 hours training session this morning.
The government clearly outlines in the document that Nurses will be taking on medical roles on top of their exciting nursing duties. This fantastic ‘new’ role is referred to in the document as a Doctor-Nurse.
Dr McStaffingson from the University of Staff says “This is a fantastic opportunity for Nurses everywhere. They can finally fulfill their dream of becoming a Doctor and taking on that extra work-load on top of their existing role”.
Jason Union from the UNIRNC could not be contacted for comment.
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‘Student nurses graduate with £54k of debt, shouldn’t we pay them a wage instead?’
The Government claims students are “supernumerary” and “not contracted to provide nursing care”.
Student nurses are the unseen workforce and vital to patient care.
While I am pleased for the thousands of students who will soon be starting their journey to become a registered nurse, it comes with a stark reminder.
In November 2015, ministers announced the NHS Student Bursary and tuition fee payment would be cut in a plan to increase the number of available student places.
Suffice to say, this hasn’t worked.
Instead, we have seen a consistent decline in the number of student nurses qualifying. Official figures from the Universities and Colleges Admissions Service (UCAS) show an overall decline in applications of 8% since 2015.
There is no debate that nurses need to be degree-level educated – but are student loans the best way to fill an ever-widing gap in our workforce?
The unseen workforce.
Student nurses are the unseen workforce and are sometimes vital to the delivery of safe, compassionate, person-centered care.
Completing over two-thousand hours of hand-on, direct clinical practice over three years – is it fair to ask them to accumulate up to £54,582 (plus 6.3% annual interest) of debt?
With a starting salary of £24,214, this is a debt the majority of nurses will never pay off.
The Government claims that because student nurses are “supernumerary” and “not contracted to provide nursing care” they need to be treated like all other higher education students.
While is it true that the Nursing and Midwifery Council (NMC) mandates that student nurses are considered ‘supernumerary’ – how realistic is this expectation? We hear stories of student nurses, trainee nursing associates and healthcare support workers being used to fill nurse staffing gaps on an almost daily basis.
A self-perpetuating cycle.
With an estimated 40,000 unfilled nursing vacancies in the NHS alone, health and social care services in England are stuck in a self-perpetuating cycle.
Chronic under-investment in services has led to an increased demand on staff and subsequently affected recruitment and retention rates. Universities then fail to recruit enough nurses to meet the current demand and so the cycle continues.
The Royal College of Nursing has called on the Government to invest at least £1b per year into nursing education and come up with a long-term plan after its plan to increase numbers has failed to work.
Matching the proposed apprentice wage while student nurses are on placement would go some way towards alleviating the financial burden the government has placed on student nurses.
A fresh start?
I’m excited and I’m nervous. I qualified as a nurse just 15 months ago. I left a career in IT of “quite a few years” – I decided I needed a fresh start.
Now I’m sat on a train heading to my first ever RCN Congress. I’m a voting delegate and will be honoured to carry that responsibility for my branch.
I’m also excited to finally be meeting people that I’ve solely (or mostly) only ever connected with online.
Finally, I’m looking forward to the various debates and resolutions. Listening to the speakers will further inform my views and I might even share a thought or two myself – fortunately speaking in public does not generally worry me (I’ll be the one with the ukulele).
A brief glance back to this time last year when certain “irregularities” were noticed by some members around the pay deal and communications regarding it.
The train of events that followed uncovered a number of poor practices regarding transparency and accountability and our current council were elected to address these.
I also mentioned I am nervous.
Recently, it has become clear that further “irregularities” have occurred – and questions will be asked.
Tomorrow morning is the Royal College of Nursing’s Annual General Meeting – an opportunity for members to ask questions. An opportunity for the council to demonstrate its commitment to openness, transparency, and accountability. An opportunity for a fresh start.
I genuinely hope the answers to the questions I raise are clear and dispel the concerns many of us have.
And if they don’t? Well, that’s why I’m nervous.
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